The Jeweler – Part 3

December 11, 2009

All that sparkles is not gold. Sometimes they’re diamonds and in better cases they’re chocolate diamonds mined from the friendly depths of Australia by the swashbuckling diamond miners at Le Vian Corporation. Naturally, there’s only one place I’d buy Le Vian Chocolate Diamonds and that’s right here inside The Jeweler At The Hotel Hershey.

Objects may be sparklier than they appear.

The Jeweler offers a wide range of bedazzling adornments priced from the affordable to the extravagent. But above all, my wandering eye snapped a sharp salute to the chocolate diamonds sparkling behind this display case.

Chocolate Booyaw!

As a personal aside: several years ago I bought my mom a pair of chocolate pearl earrings from the Jeweler At The Hotel Hershey, and she’s still talking about it. That simple present gave me at least two years of amnesty regarding missed birthdays, not calling home on the weekends, and various other blunders absentmindedly perpetrated by myself (through no fault of my own).

Using our skills of extrapolation, this would suggest that giving a chocolate diamond to any family member or significant other will grant you increased wiggle room for future mistakes to which you must apologize and seek forgiveness. From several perspectives, that’s one of the hidden beauties of jewelry.

Of course the Jeweler At The Hotel Hershey sells more than just diamonds and pearls. Behind those wooden cabinets there also exists a tasteful selection of Swiss-made watches by Tissot, sunglasses by Prada and D&G, crystals by Swarovski, and other fine delicacies of personal decoration. These items are just waiting for you, as they were waiting for me, and you can experience firsthand those transformative powers in this before-and-after comparison.

BEFORE THE JEWELER: Pathetic.